I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Quick, to the slutcave!
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care