she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
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he laminated a picture of his dick.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
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Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.