and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
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Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
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I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?