I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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