I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
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Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
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it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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