what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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