I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
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I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
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I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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