And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
areolas are like halos for boobs.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
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It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
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It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize