I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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