We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
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So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
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I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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