Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Barsexuality is the new black.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
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Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
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After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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