she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
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I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
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As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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