i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
