we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
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I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
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How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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