What a fucking waste of an outfit
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
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His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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