nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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