spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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