So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
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