I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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