I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
he quoted the bible to break up with me
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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