so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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