The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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