i barfeds in our rink
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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