THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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