I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
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well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
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I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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