Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
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She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
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Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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