I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
The best revenge is premature balding
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Do you have feelings for this penis?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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