Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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