The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
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I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
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I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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