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(562): View more from California

Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Girls should come with a carfax report

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

no, didnt close...

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What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...

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(301): View more from Maryland

Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.

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(207): View more from Maine

I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.

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(916): View more from California

Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?

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(705): View more from Ontario

You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."

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(614): View more from Ohio

Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night

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