like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
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There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
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If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
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