Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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