Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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