oh god the rape fog is back!
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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