either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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