So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Randomize
