that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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