I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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