If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
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This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
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Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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