At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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