Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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