UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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