so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
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Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
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Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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