More tranny stories later!
I just threw up on my dentist
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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