East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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