I want to stick my p in your. b.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
no you cant smoke seaweed
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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