just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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