literally had 100 drinks last night.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
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I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
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I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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