i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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