Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
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the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
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Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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