Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!