thus making me awesome and them whores
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
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I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
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Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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