Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
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Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
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Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.