Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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