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We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
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Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
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I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
This toilet bowl is my home.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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