Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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