You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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