with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
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And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
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To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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