i don't like sucking hair
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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