He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I accidentally had phone sex last night
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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